Hate Manjaro - Easy Ubuntu Install?

[Eight Bit]

I just feel it's targeted at "proper" *nix users, rather than those Windows users dipping their toes in Linux  (like me)

I don't get that...
What a weird prejudice and strong aversion, I found it super easy to get into and everything just works... Any windows user can be productive within a minute without having seen the interface ever before. additional software is easily installed with the conveniently placed package manager, you have a start button with a menu and all your applications, it feels light and spiffy, what else could you need? 

I'm at a loss...