Remote Desktop Support?

[rahlquist]

Yes, you do pay for the full version of splashtop. The one you can download and use for free do have some limitations. For full version you need to buy it.

Either we have a language barrier going on or you guys are yanking my chain.

I *know* splashtop is commercial - I've bought it for my Windows and Android devices.  

No, I do not know how to or want to learn to, compile anything.

Just trying to find the easiest way to connect remotely.

You connecting from a windows machine? If so I am sure you have used rdp more than once. If you have a linux desktop os loaded like debian, ubuntu etc issue this command
sudo apt-get install xrdp

follow the prompts an tell it yes. Once its done point a windows rdp session at the ip for the pine. 

That easy.